An old friend of mine purposely IM-ed me this afternoon to tell me that she was laughing when she was reading the post about me falling down in the middle of the road. I didn’t ask which part or what she was actually laughing at, though she did mention that she thought it was funny. Yeah right. It was already so painful that I thought it’s better for me to make fun of myself.
Anyway.
We chatted a while and I was telling her about how difficult it was to take a bath after I got all the wounds and dressings all over myself. When I took the first bath after I fell down, I actually wondered how I landed. You see, of all the major wounds, I got the biggest one on my left knee, a smaller one on my right elbow, and another one on the left side of my chin. Yes, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, with a few minor scratches on my right knee. How on earth did I land?
As you can probably imagine that I have no proper knowledge on first-aid or bandaging at all, I made use of what I had in hand – washed the wounds, applied antiseptic cream, covered them with facial cotton (OK this doesn’t sound right) and secured them with some surgical tape. So when I was bathing, though I will be changing the dressings after that, I still wanted to make sure no water will touch any of the wounds – come on, this is painful!
And with my awkward wound-positions, can you imagine washing your hair with your left leg lifted up, right hand holding high, and head leaning towards the back so water from the shower wouldn’t reach your chin?
Awesome.
When I talked to my mom who also had a minor injury recently, she recommended me to use a rather-expensive-but-totally-worth-it dressing. I’m sorry if I sound outdated, but as mentioned, the last time I fell down was god-knows-when.

A waterproof dressing. That is bacteria proof with sterile film. That is flexible with ultra-thin breathable film. And most importantly, that has non-stick pad to help reducing pain during removal. It’s really not fun trying to separate the facial cotton from my flesh and blood twice a day.
So my dear old friend who had laughed so hard, make sure to invest in at least a box of this, because you’ll never know when it’s your turn. And when it is, I’ll make sure to call you up. And laugh. BWAHAHAHAHA!!! – Ooops, too early.