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Misc.

Talking About Lameness.

This is the conversation I’ve had with Charles a.k.a Mr Pandai on IM a few days back:

Charles: Hey! Guess what?

Me: What?

Charles: Guess la…

Me: You gilar ah? Out of so many things in the world how to guess???

Charles: OK hint: I am……

Me: You are stupid. You are idiot. You are bodoh.

Charles: I am in Penang again la! Bodoh!

So as you can see, for some stupid reason (he said he got himself a better offer just right before he started his new job, so he is now waiting to start his another new job in a few days time), Mr Pandai is in town again. Today, he SMS-ed me and drove me out to Island Plaza, where he decided to drive me around Penang island to Teluk Bahang and come back from Bayan Lepas. @.@ OK la it was a nice drive, only that I was way too sleepy to enjoy the whole thing – seriously I didn’t sleep well last night and if there was a bed in front of me I could just sleep all the way to heaven. Next time la Mr Pandai. Plan earlier and I’ll bring my camera and we’ll drag along Ms Blur with us. :D

And then during the drive, somewhere in the middle of nowhere with a long straight road…

Charles: Eh did you realise that we’ve never seen a cow around this area?

Me: Ya lor ya lor. I mean, it’s suburban and there is no cow.

Charles: Maybe one day some aliens came and took away all the cows.

Me: ……

Anyway, thanks for the drive Mr Pandai! :D

Were We, Or Were We Not?

I’ve just heard of a funny story that I really really really have to blog about it. I am not at all in any way involved in the story but it was so damn funny that when I was told on IM by Mr Bodoh (nickname of course), I laughed and laughed and laughed until I wanted to cry.

There was this young lady, let’s call her Jin, whom I somehow know from somewhere. She was… well let’s just say she was very popular among guys. She knew it and although she denied, we all knew that she was very happy with and proud of it. She was the first person I know who would constantly check with people around if she was pretty. I am not against this but I couldn’t understand why, even until now. :D

Mr Bodoh and Jin knew each other. Jin used to go out with Mr Bodoh and with a whole group of other people. Mr Bodoh had a close girlfriend at that time, and Jin knew it too. Jin on the other hand, was busy entertaining and choosing among her long list of boyfriends. Months later, Mr Bodoh left for studies and they didn’t hang out much since then.

One day Jin called up Mr Bodoh and had a chit chat. Suddenly she asked:

“Eh you remember that we once had a 2 month relationship, do you?”

Mr Bodoh was totally lost, and was trying really hard to think if he actually lost his memory in some accidents or what.

“Did we???” He asked.

“Yes la. Two months we were together, until you had to call it off.” Jin replied.

Mr Bodoh only told me up to this point, and I was laughing at him until I wanted to cry.

“Huey, the thing is, I only had one relationship before, and I’m now in my second relationship. This so-called 2 month relationship with her is like falling from the sky!”

HAHAHAHAHA!!! Now I know why Jin could have so many ex-boyfriends. That’s probably because they fell from the sky. Hey, on second thought, maybe Jin could write a novel or something. Good imagination! :D