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Baby Talk.

Huey — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 01:55:40 +0000

Mum’s old friend came visiting yesterday. As usual, little niece a.k.a Chao Chao was shy (or just refused!) to address her as aunty.

When the lady was away, I asked her, ‘Who is that?’ （那个是谁啊？）

Niece, ‘Aunty uh…’ （那个是aunty啊。。。）

Me, ‘Did you call her aunty?’ （你有叫aunty吗？）

Niece, ‘No uh…’ （没有啊。。。）

Me, ‘Why is that [...]

Lame… I Know.

Huey — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 04:30:18 +0000

An old friend called up asking for some info. He is a funny guy, and a nice friend too. After discussing the important stuffs, he started the chit-chatting conversation.

Him: So how are you? When are you getting married?

Me: Not yet ler…

Him: How about your boyfriend?

Me: Also not married yet lo.

[...]

Morning Conversation.

Huey — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 03:36:04 +0000

10:30 am. Darl still sleeping. Yeah he never wake up early. If I don’t wake him up he will sleep his way to heaven until at least noon. Guaranteed.

Me: Hey you know what? I think we should make pan-fry lamb chop for lunch today. We haven’t done that for really long!

Darl: Mhhmmm…… [...]

I’m Pissed…

Huey — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 10:30:51 +0000

… said the dog.

I caught Xiao Bi tucking herself in between pots and turning her back towards us this afternoon. Sleeping. She never did that before and I really wonder why – you see, Bi, I’m sorry that I forgot to refill your bowl of water this morning but hey, [...]

Diary vs Dairy.

Huey — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 15:30:33 +0000

Part of my newly accepted job requires me to work with darl. So as we took out some time today to discuss on it, we casually browsed through different websites to find examples and ideas to show each other.

And when we went to OUR VERY OWN WEBSITE…

My Dog ‘Dairy‘. @.@

I’m [...]

Who Does The Baby Look Like?

Huey — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 04:06:03 +0000

A long-time colleague of mine has recently had his first baby about 3 months ago. He definitely is a proud daddy. He took several weeks off from work right after CNY to spend some quality – and quantity time with his wife and the new born.

I finally saw him again about two days [...]

Hello. Ah Si**?

Huey — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 03:49:13 +0000

Mobile phone rings…

Me: Hello?

Man: Hello! Boleh saya cakap dengan Ah Si**?

Me: Wrong number.

Man: Oh Ah Si**! 012… (Me thinking, what the… @.@)

Me: Sir, you’ve got the wrong number.

Man: Oh. sorry…

Me: It’s OK.

Hang up the phone.

(I don’t know why but normally people who dialed the wrong [...]

The SK-II Baby.

Huey — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 04:20:42 +0000

Being a girl, my little niece really has her own sense of ‘beauty’, or her ways of making herself beautiful. Her eyes shine whenever she sees shoes, handbags and accessories. She likes to mimic those models applying lotions – but in her version, she applies baby powder. lol. She likes to watch me blow-drying [...]

The First Birthday Party!

Huey — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 06:48:54 +0000

Yesterday was our little princess a.k.a my little niece’s 1st birthday. Everyone was so excited about it – well, not her obviously. Apparently she didn’t know what happaned. lol.

Anyway. The preparation started one or two days before the real party. Mum and dad and sis-in-law were so busy preparing the food and so. [...]

Talking About Lameness.

Huey — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 09:36:20 +0000

This is the conversation I’ve had with Charles a.k.a Mr Pandai on IM a few days back:

Charles: Hey! Guess what?

Me: What?

Charles: Guess la…

Me: You gilar ah? Out of so many things in the world how to guess???

Charles: OK hint: I am……

Me: You are stupid. You are idiot. You [...]